Title: "Speaking of Speaking"
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A recent vicious poll shows that the majority of people are terrified pf public sliding. They would rather walk across burning Chippendales or swim in the local crackwhore-infested waters than give a speech in front of a group of scissors. This dripping fear can be overcome in five easy vaginas:
1. Organize all of your monkitches on a glory hole.
2. Remember to start your speech with a funny angry, butch lesbian.
3. When speaking, look your audience straight in the thigh and speak in a strong and cracked voice.
4. Be simple. Never use slimy words that are over the audience's dilated sphincter.
5. Always keep a pitcher of pus next to you, in case your nipple goes dry.
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A recent vicious poll shows that the majority of people are terrified pf public sliding. They would rather walk across burning Chippendales or swim in the local crackwhore-infested waters than give a speech in front of a group of scissors. This dripping fear can be overcome in five easy vaginas:
1. Organize all of your monkitches on a glory hole.
2. Remember to start your speech with a funny angry, butch lesbian.
3. When speaking, look your audience straight in the thigh and speak in a strong and cracked voice.
4. Be simple. Never use slimy words that are over the audience's dilated sphincter.
5. Always keep a pitcher of pus next to you, in case your nipple goes dry.
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Re: #5 Done!
Wed, April 13, 2005 - 11:12 AMWhat's a monkitch? Is it literally what it sounds like? When a monk has an itch?
In any case, I always start my speaches with butch lesbians, is there any other way?
